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EPISODES

Tru Wuv, Faraway Friends, Same Grass but Greener
Tru Wuv, Faraway Friends, Same Grass but Greener
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Sarah wants a disco nap and Heather asks Jeeves.

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Sarah Lane
Cinema Therapy, Cute Mullets, It’s a Vibe!
Cinema Therapy, Cute Mullets, It’s a Vibe!
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Sarah has a villainous cat and Heather buys a robot.

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Winter Solstice, Kitschy Things, Critter Dads FTW
Winter Solstice, Kitschy Things, Critter Dads FTW
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Sarah gets into the holiday spirit and Heather tortures herself.

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Beautiful Beach, Meme Senders, Whoop It Up!
Beautiful Beach, Meme Senders, Whoop It Up!
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Sarah faces her fears and Heather gets cleansed.

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Bizarro World, Vicarious Travel, What’s Money?
Bizarro World, Vicarious Travel, What’s Money?
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Sarah hates cash and Heather goes to Mexico.

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X-mas Miracles, AI Problem Solving, When in Rome!
X-mas Miracles, AI Problem Solving, When in Rome!
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Sarah has good news and Heather wants to read a magazine.

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Curious Visitors, BFF Energy, Holy Jumping Spiders!
Curious Visitors, BFF Energy, Holy Jumping Spiders!
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Sarah shares a sweet memory and Heather’s head is in the clouds.

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Giant Skeleton Season, AI Slop, You Do You!
Giant Skeleton Season, AI Slop, You Do You!
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Sarah gets spooked and Heather is allergic to cats.

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Future Emojis, The Astral Plane, Hey Girl Heyyy
Future Emojis, The Astral Plane, Hey Girl Heyyy
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Sarah has crowd anxiety and Heather likes dead tree books.

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Cocoon Life, Creepy Crawlies, Reading is Sexy
Cocoon Life, Creepy Crawlies, Reading is Sexy
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Sarah scratches her head and Heather gets the heebie-jeebies.

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