Welcome to the Palindrome, Live Laugh Lawyer Up, You Got This (Terms and Conditions Apply)

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Sarah contributes and Heather iterates.

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Slow Dance Vibes, Bleeding Hearts, Civilization Is Collapsing but the Moon Is Cool

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Sarah and Heather need to get a (karaoke) room.

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Peak Mom Capitalism, Numinous Behavior, The Useful Absurdity of Being a Person

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Sarah tinkers and Heather diversifies.

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The Autocorrect Multiverse of Madness, Too Much of a Good Thing, Partying Like It’s 1999

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Sarah has a successful mission and Heather overdoes it.

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The Algorithm Ate My Taste, Stop Scoring My Feelings, Scream If You’re a Fox

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Sarah shows restraint and Heather enjoys the silence.

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Pre-Documentation Era, Thirst Trap Nation, Pancakes or Waffles?

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Sarah can’t stop won’t stop and Heather manages the chaos.

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Serenity Now (or Never), Feathered Frenzy, Finding Meaning in Random Things

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Sarah walks and Heather touches grass.

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The Art of Not Being Bored, Hot Girls Know Their Birds, Homicidal Weather

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Sarah cools off and Heather quietly observes.

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Audit & Chill, Scatterbrain City, LOL Lessons

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Sarah leans local and Heather leaves something behind.

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One Award After Another, Time Is a Trickster, Bar Crawl → Couch Crawl

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Sarah beats the elements and Heather feels golden.

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Post-DST Fog, Death & Taxes (Send Snacks), Yo Banana Boy

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Sarah can’t do askew and Heather looks ahead.

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First Dog Energy, Form Factors & Feelings, DST FYA!

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Sarah rewatches and Heather is never bored.

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Ctrl+Alt+Delusion, Nature Is a Cruel Mistress, All Hail the Mighty Coconut!

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Sarah is an Xennial and Heather is hippity skippity.

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Big Fire Horse Energy, Doozy Spectrum, Imperfectionism FTW

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Sarah is a treehugger and Heather is lowkey woo woo.

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Long Live Our Little Beasts, Terms & Conditions Apply, Time is Rude

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Sarah is winging it and Heather heads to La La Land.

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This Is Your Brain on Hold Music, Wordle Gaslights Everyone, Soundtrack to a Former Self

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Sarah almost gets scammed and Heather likes a damn fine cup of coffee.

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Comedy as Survival, the Sisyphean Backup, Y So Sensitive?

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Sarah wants fewer things and Heather’s subconscious has gone international.

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Seasonal Whiplash, Whiskers & Woes, Reading Is Sexy

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Sarah hikes it off and Heather is powered by the sun.

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Casual Sleuth Energy, Unhinged Girlboss Vibes, So Amazing!!!

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Sarah goes arcading and Heather speculates.

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No Sudden Moves, Zhuzh in Progress, What Is Time Again?

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Sarah tightens her belt and Heather goes tide-pooling.

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