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EPISODES

Cocoon Life, Creepy Crawlies, Reading is Sexy
Cocoon Life, Creepy Crawlies, Reading is Sexy
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Sarah scratches her head and Heather gets the heebie-jeebies.

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Sarah Lane
Risky Business, Cheeky Horror, Yo ChatGPT!


Risky Business, Cheeky Horror, Yo ChatGPT!
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Sarah moves merch and Heather goes to the fair.

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Get Ur Freak On, Sweaty Love, Holy Guacamole!
Get Ur Freak On, Sweaty Love, Holy Guacamole!
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Sarah learns the whey and Heather leads a double life.

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Futuristic Friends, Sunshine App, Animal Sex!
Futuristic Friends, Sunshine App, Animal Sex!
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Sarah gussies up her joint and Heather adopts a skunk.

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Dog Days, Mixed Reviews, Early Bird FTW!
Dog Days, Mixed Reviews, Early Bird FTW!
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Sarah has Olympic fever and Heather can’t have it all.

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Blame the Moon, Restless Rabbit, Lean IN!
Blame the Moon, Restless Rabbit, Lean IN!
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Sarah has a meltdown and Heather chases the sun.

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Going Viral, Debbie Downer, Yes Chef!
Going Viral, Debbie Downer, Yes Chef!
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Sarah is on neighborhood animal watch and Heather procrastinates.

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Sarah Lane
Summering, Strange Digs, Hot Hot Heat
Summering, Strange Digs, Hot Hot Heat
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Sarah gets bleeped at and Heather escapes the June Gloom.

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Totally Totes, Low-key Horror, Sleep #goals
Totally Totes, Low-key Horror, Sleep #goals
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Sarah comes in hot and Heather is the hostess with the mostess (mostly). 

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Dream Logic, AI Models, Birds Be Birding
Dream Logic, AI Models, Birds Be Birding
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Sarah eats broccoli and Heather sings in her car.

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Sarah Lane
Old Flames, Data Whore-ders, Unsexy Things
Old Flames, Data Whore-ders, Unsexy Things
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Sarah is a positive person (in the morning) and Heather shares her least favorite band names.

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Sarah Lane
Vitamin D Energy, Sentient Tech, Crazy Crows!
Vitamin D Energy, Sentient Tech, Crazy Crows!
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Sarah yells at a kid and Heather makes her own fun.

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Sarah Lane
Campy Horror, Springtime Happytime, No Cap!


Campy Horror, Springtime Happytime, No Cap!
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Sarah has a lunch date and Heather studies her sleep.

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Sarah Lane
Strange Beauty, Desert Critters, Make It Work!
Strange Beauty, Desert Critters, Make It Work!
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Sarah gussies up her crib and Heather survives the desert.

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Pleasant Surprises, Monkey Business, Just Do It!
Pleasant Surprises, Monkey Business, Just Do It!
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Sarah is back on the health train and Heather is married to the road.

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