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EPISODES

Mad Hatters, Dirty Fiends, Don’t Give Up!
Mad Hatters, Dirty Fiends, Don’t Give Up!
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Sarah gets hoodwinked and Heather stays open to delight.

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Social Hellscape, Imperfect World, Everyone Toots
Social Hellscape, Imperfect World, Everyone Toots
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Sarah has new eyes and Heather is a funseeker.

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Operation Disco, Alter Egos, Too Woo-Woo for You?!
Operation Disco, Alter Egos, Too Woo-Woo for You?!
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Sarah gets a pixie cut and Heather keeps an open mind.

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Autumn Anxiety, Laugh-Clap, Honeymoon Is Over
Autumn Anxiety, Laugh-Clap, Honeymoon Is Over
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Sarah is oversleeping and Heather is protesting.

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Scary Season, Spies Like Us, Just Chill Bro
Scary Season, Spies Like Us, Just Chill Bro
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Sarah goes sideways and Heather catches up with an old pal.

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Spiral Eyes Emoji, Life Overwhelm, Kick Rocks
Spiral Eyes Emoji, Life Overwhelm, Kick Rocks
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Sarah likes a big screen and Heather wonders wtf.

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Peace and Love, Discomfort Zones, Smug Signatures
Peace and Love, Discomfort Zones, Smug Signatures
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Sarah is uplifted and Heather likes a good pub.

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Werewolf Moon, Join the Club, Self-Sabotage is a Thing
Werewolf Moon, Join the Club, Self-Sabotage is a Thing
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Sarah follows some internet breadcrumbs and Heather wants a donkey, or two.

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Angry Bees, Gamblin’ Girls, Hot Diggity (Bagel) Dogs!
Angry Bees, Gamblin’ Girls, Hot Diggity (Bagel) Dogs!
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Sarah is deceived by nature and Heather takes comfort in action flicks.

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Dog Days, Big-Girl Pants, Hey Yolo!
Dog Days, Big-Girl Pants, Hey Yolo!
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Sarah hates bacon and Heather wraps up her “hot girl summer”.

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Reality Scaries, Cali Girl Vibes, the Human Condition, Yo!
Reality Scaries, Cali Girl Vibes, the Human Condition, Yo!
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Sarah is not a monster and Heather is a road warrior.

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Paris Ambles, Whatever Works, Party-pants R US
Paris Ambles, Whatever Works, Party-pants R US
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Sarah is a boss lady and Heather burns the candle.

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In Ze Club, Get Lost, What’s for Linner?
In Ze Club, Get Lost, What’s for Linner?
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Sarah braves the heat wave and Heather dances all night.

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Mishmash City, Airplane Follies, Snappy Comebacks
Mishmash City, Airplane Follies, Snappy Comebacks
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Sarah yells at a stranger and Heather revels in the Berlin grit.

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Frazzle Dazzle, Shag It Up, Copy of a Copy of a Copy…
Frazzle Dazzle, Shag It Up, Copy of a Copy of a Copy…
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Sarah is living the nomadic life and Heather is disturbed by AI haircuts.

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Sus Fun, Nice Nabes, Treat Yo’ Self!
Sus Fun, Nice Nabes, Treat Yo’ Self!
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Sarah pumps iron and Heather avoids chaos.

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Shroom Nation, Nostalgic Apps, Moronic Cats
Shroom Nation, Nostalgic Apps, Moronic Cats
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Sarah is a “tab person” and Heather wonders, who are we?

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